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kennahijja) wrote2006-04-09 08:16 pm
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For the one-and-a-half of you who haven't seen it,
mctabby has the latest batch of Summary Executions out!
Summary Executions XXXVII
The Adult Have You Ever Meme
(filched from
icarusancalion)
Nicked office supplies?
Mmmh. Floppies, pens, paperclips, printouts, whatnot - but at least I leave behind as many pens in the office as I nick...
Allowed one of your colleagues to take the blame for a mistake that you made?
Not as far as I can remember...
Taken the blame for a mistake that one of your colleagues made?
A few times - they owe me afterwards ;).
Nicked somebody's lunch from the canteen fridge because you had forgot to bring your own?
Eeek, no - I have rather picky eating habits...
Pissed about on the Internet when you should have been working?
*rotflmao* Yes! Definitely yes! All the time! (But then I work five hours a day, and am in the office 8 or 9, so that's fair game.
Phoned in ill because of a hangover?
No - I don't have hangovers. But I bowed out ill because I had better things to do... ficwriting comes to mind...
Slept with somebody in your department or (gasp) even your boss?
No! I love him to bits, but he could be my dad, and is *not* my type. Perhaps if he were a girl...?
Sent flowers anonymously to a colleague whom you fancy?
Um... never occurred to me...
Had a tryst with somebody you met on holiday?
Hum, I was *very* young, and it wasn't precisely a *tryst*...
Faked a seizure?
Huh? Not yet - but I'm prepared to if I ever get caught dodging the bus fare...
Eaten a frog or a snail?
Ew, no! I was in the Frog Liberation Front in Biology class!
Fought in a war?
Not on a cold day in hell!
Nicked a neighbour's newspaper?
Once or twice - it wasn't a next-door neighbour...
Patched your own roof?
Nope. Held the ladder.
Cursed at a bank employee?
Nope - I'm generally polite; getting mildly snarky at most.
Cheated at cards?
Once or twice, but usually I don't - I don't mind losing.
Climbed a mountain?
Grow up as the kid of climbers, and you'll do that.
Worn something unfortunate to a party?
Hm, a certain Halloween costume with a skirt whose snap fasteners refused to keep *fastened* would come to mind... But usually, getting me to a party is neigh-impossible in the first place, with *very* few exceptions.
Won a sword fight?
Not a real or competitive one :).
Driven a car into a body of water?
Nope - does a bike count?
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Summary Executions XXXVII
The Adult Have You Ever Meme
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Nicked office supplies?
Mmmh. Floppies, pens, paperclips, printouts, whatnot - but at least I leave behind as many pens in the office as I nick...
Allowed one of your colleagues to take the blame for a mistake that you made?
Not as far as I can remember...
Taken the blame for a mistake that one of your colleagues made?
A few times - they owe me afterwards ;).
Nicked somebody's lunch from the canteen fridge because you had forgot to bring your own?
Eeek, no - I have rather picky eating habits...
Pissed about on the Internet when you should have been working?
*rotflmao* Yes! Definitely yes! All the time! (But then I work five hours a day, and am in the office 8 or 9, so that's fair game.
Phoned in ill because of a hangover?
No - I don't have hangovers. But I bowed out ill because I had better things to do... ficwriting comes to mind...
Slept with somebody in your department or (gasp) even your boss?
No! I love him to bits, but he could be my dad, and is *not* my type. Perhaps if he were a girl...?
Sent flowers anonymously to a colleague whom you fancy?
Um... never occurred to me...
Had a tryst with somebody you met on holiday?
Hum, I was *very* young, and it wasn't precisely a *tryst*...
Faked a seizure?
Huh? Not yet - but I'm prepared to if I ever get caught dodging the bus fare...
Eaten a frog or a snail?
Ew, no! I was in the Frog Liberation Front in Biology class!
Fought in a war?
Not on a cold day in hell!
Nicked a neighbour's newspaper?
Once or twice - it wasn't a next-door neighbour...
Patched your own roof?
Nope. Held the ladder.
Cursed at a bank employee?
Nope - I'm generally polite; getting mildly snarky at most.
Cheated at cards?
Once or twice, but usually I don't - I don't mind losing.
Climbed a mountain?
Grow up as the kid of climbers, and you'll do that.
Worn something unfortunate to a party?
Hm, a certain Halloween costume with a skirt whose snap fasteners refused to keep *fastened* would come to mind... But usually, getting me to a party is neigh-impossible in the first place, with *very* few exceptions.
Won a sword fight?
Not a real or competitive one :).
Driven a car into a body of water?
Nope - does a bike count?