I know. But 2 is meant seriously, and 10 is a calling-for-carp joke :). As in going from serious to silly and ending with something very silly.

I won't pass up on het if it's good, and I sure read bodice rippers though not as a teen or housewife. Perhaps that's why it doesn't interest me in fanfic that much - for me, fic is for other purposes. Well, unless it's interesting, like Bella/Neville would be.