I'll so be spamming you lot with femmeslash recs! This amount of "don't really read femmeslash" responses is, well, *frump*... You're missing out on a lot of good stuff there!

I'd like to find a good femmeslash fic to Niffle if I could. The trouble is that there isn't all that much of it about, and most of what I do see mentioned is either (a) Blackcest among the Three Sisters (which has to be one of fandom's more bizarre obsessions) or (b) involving Hermione and/or Ginny, which (like much slash) triggers "yeah, right" responses for me.