Could I just herd everyone who's old enough over to
amanuensis1's LJ to read her brilliant fic Animagus in One Week (Money-Back Guarantee!) [NC-17; Sirius/Remus/Harry, Lucius/Snape, implied Voldemort/multiple]? *Especially* if you've just looked at the pairings and thought 'ohgodsnomercy!'!
The most hilarious take on the Harry-as-DE/Voldemort-sex-slave scenario ever. If you don't like the plot, read it for the humour, if you don't like humour, read it for the perfect hotness, and if you don't like either, read it for the sparkling use of similes - the writing alone is just amazing. But go and read it!
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The most hilarious take on the Harry-as-DE/Voldemort-sex-slave scenario ever. If you don't like the plot, read it for the humour, if you don't like humour, read it for the perfect hotness, and if you don't like either, read it for the sparkling use of similes - the writing alone is just amazing. But go and read it!