Mainly Beta Plea and Personal Canon Meme

Teh Apology:
It's the time of the year where I'd die for a Time Turner again... So sorry for being mostly quiet, but RL is somewhat mad right now... Am even late betaing shortfic :(.

Teh Beta Plea:
Still, as there's a deadline coming up *way* too quickly, would someone feel merciful enough to beta 6000-10 000 words of NC-17 Ron/Snape (+ various minor pairings), which I'd better have finished by the 30th 'cause it's due on June 4? Mild touch of coercion, premise bordering on crack , but nothing overly scary, kink-wise? [*insert puppy eyes*]
ETA: Thanks!!!

Teh Meme:
(filched from the amazing fleshdress)
Name one character from any fandom I know and I will give you three facts about them from my personal canon. In a day or so, that is.