1) The first HP fic I ever read was a Sirius/Hermione one. I remember skipping the boring parts, so I could get to the pr0n. ;)
After HBP my obsession with Snape has definitely reached unhealthy proportions.
One of my favourite genres is slavefic. Preferably Lucius/Harry or Snape/Harry.

2) I also wanted to be an astronaut when I grew up. *g*
My favourite colour for clothes is black.

3) I hate cold.