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kennahijja) wrote2007-04-23 04:24 pm
kennahijja) wrote2007-04-23 04:24 pm
The Five Things Meme - First Lot
The five times Ron worked as a prostitute, if you please. (![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
rabastan43)
1. When he wanted to buy that *extra*-clunky engagement ring for Hermione. And hey, that hag wasn't looking too dangerous...
2. After Dad was fined out of the family's meagre savings for enchanting that Ford Anglia, and *someone* had to make up for it. And hey, Knockturn wasn't too drafty...
3. That one time when they had to contact Snape underground in the Robeless Witch in Knockturn, and Ron volunteered not knowing that Snape would insist on 'authenticity'...
4. When Ron lost that 100 Galleon bet with the ferret, and all he had jingling in his purse were seven sickles and a knut...
5. And that time the Order and the DEs made that pact that instead of war, they'd have sexual favours from the enemy... (coming to a LJ near you at the beginning of June!
The five times Lucius considered cutting his hair short. (liriaen)
1. When mummy decided it was *sooo* pretty and insisted that the house-elf braid it before little Lucius went to bed.
2. When in his first week at Hogwarts that blind bat Binns made the roll call and addressed him as 'Miss Malfoy'.
3. That day on the Quidditch pitch when he rounded the outer hoop, got tangled and ended up hanging from it by his tresses...
4. When little lapdog Severus Snape started to grow *his*!
5. In Azkaban - the tangles are *murder* without a proper comb or spell!
The five times Lucius was proud of his son. (dbassassin)
1. When he was born - such an incredibly beautiful thing!
2. When he showed his first sign of magic, levitating Narcissa's prized crystal dragon down from the top shelf of the vitrine.
3. Seeing him off to Hogwarts, at home of course because only ordinary wizards make a spectacle of themselves and their children on Platform 9 3/4.
4. Seeing him accepted into the Slytherin Quidditch team.
5. When he heard, in Azkaban, of Draco defying the will of the Dark Lord. Of course Lucius would have loved to hit him over the head for it, but he was proud nonetheless.
ohh, I'll take five things Lucius will never tell Severus - or vice versa. (kat_denton)
1. That Snape is more intelligent then him - it's not something a Malfoy owes up to.
2. That Lucius was envious when Draco was praising what a great teacher Snape was.
3. That Snape's hair is as bad as the Gryffindors claim.
4. That Lucius secretly thinks he's been a fool to ever join the Dark Lord's Death Eaters as it's so bad for one's reputation.
5. That he's always known Snape was a traitor.
rabastan43)1. When he wanted to buy that *extra*-clunky engagement ring for Hermione. And hey, that hag wasn't looking too dangerous...
2. After Dad was fined out of the family's meagre savings for enchanting that Ford Anglia, and *someone* had to make up for it. And hey, Knockturn wasn't too drafty...
3. That one time when they had to contact Snape underground in the Robeless Witch in Knockturn, and Ron volunteered not knowing that Snape would insist on 'authenticity'...
4. When Ron lost that 100 Galleon bet with the ferret, and all he had jingling in his purse were seven sickles and a knut...
5. And that time the Order and the DEs made that pact that instead of war, they'd have sexual favours from the enemy... (coming to a LJ near you at the beginning of June!
The five times Lucius considered cutting his hair short. (
liriaen)1. When mummy decided it was *sooo* pretty and insisted that the house-elf braid it before little Lucius went to bed.
2. When in his first week at Hogwarts that blind bat Binns made the roll call and addressed him as 'Miss Malfoy'.
3. That day on the Quidditch pitch when he rounded the outer hoop, got tangled and ended up hanging from it by his tresses...
4. When little lapdog Severus Snape started to grow *his*!
5. In Azkaban - the tangles are *murder* without a proper comb or spell!
The five times Lucius was proud of his son. (
dbassassin)1. When he was born - such an incredibly beautiful thing!
2. When he showed his first sign of magic, levitating Narcissa's prized crystal dragon down from the top shelf of the vitrine.
3. Seeing him off to Hogwarts, at home of course because only ordinary wizards make a spectacle of themselves and their children on Platform 9 3/4.
4. Seeing him accepted into the Slytherin Quidditch team.
5. When he heard, in Azkaban, of Draco defying the will of the Dark Lord. Of course Lucius would have loved to hit him over the head for it, but he was proud nonetheless.
ohh, I'll take five things Lucius will never tell Severus - or vice versa. (
kat_denton)1. That Snape is more intelligent then him - it's not something a Malfoy owes up to.
2. That Lucius was envious when Draco was praising what a great teacher Snape was.
3. That Snape's hair is as bad as the Gryffindors claim.
4. That Lucius secretly thinks he's been a fool to ever join the Dark Lord's Death Eaters as it's so bad for one's reputation.
5. That he's always known Snape was a traitor.
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eek! That image made me laugh out loud :)
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And that time the Order and the DEs made that pact that instead of war, they'd have sexual favours from the enemy... (coming to a LJ near you at the beginning of June!
Hee! Can't wait!
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*hugs*
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And #5 of the Snape/Lucius - oh, the bunnies it attracts!