Mainly Beta Plea and Personal Canon Meme

[kennahijja]

Teh Apology:
It's the time of the year where I'd die for a Time Turner again... So sorry for being mostly quiet, but RL is somewhat mad right now... Am even late betaing shortfic :(.

Teh Beta Plea:
Still, as there's a deadline coming up *way* too quickly, would someone feel merciful enough to beta 6000-10 000 words of NC-17 Ron/Snape (+ various minor pairings), which I'd better have finished by the 30th 'cause it's due on June 4? Mild touch of coercion, premise bordering on crack , but nothing overly scary, kink-wise? [*insert puppy eyes*]
ETA: Thanks!!!

Teh Meme:
(filched from the amazing fleshdress)
Name one character from any fandom I know and I will give you three facts about them from my personal canon. In a day or so, that is.

Comments

[melusinahp.livejournal.com]

I'd be happy to do it. Could I be really cheeky and ask you to beta my hd_holidays fic in return? It's also due on June 4, but will only be around 5,000. I'm not quite finished with it yet, but hopefully will be very soon.

Oh, and Harry. :D

[kennahijja.livejournal.com]

Thanks so much! And yes, sure - I'll have a bit more free time the week after the upcoming anyway, so that'll work fine. And yay, Harry! ;)

[melusinahp.livejournal.com]

Send it over, I'll have it back to you ASAP. :D

[kennahijja.livejournal.com]

Meh, I don't even have it finished - it'll take me till the end of May most likely :(.

[rfachir.livejournal.com]

Count me in for the beta - next weekend I have Monday off. Send it to rfachir's yahoo account when you're ready. Can't wait to read it!

[kennahijja.livejournal.com]

I'm afraid I won't have it done by then yet - as in also having Monday off, and planning to write most of it then and the day after... Would you still want it later? If not, I totally understand!

[rfachir.livejournal.com]

Sure - I'll look forward to it.

[fpb.livejournal.com]

I'll beta if the previous two weren't enough. And don't worry, you won't injure my delicate feelings. Thing is, I've come up with an idea for a darkfic that will send you quivering to hide behind your own chair - nastiest idea I've ever had, if it works as it should.

Meme Character: Buffy Anne Summers.

[kennahijja.livejournal.com]

Thanks, but (apart from still boggling that we seem to be back on speaking terms) two should be enough in such short time, and it definitely won't be your thing!

Poke me when said fic is done, though - an idea that creeps you out yourself sounds definitely intriguing. Will ponder Buffy over the night...

[fpb.livejournal.com]

I consider your ideas confused and liberticidal, and certainly would not consider arguing politics with you. I also still find it mind-boggling that you should imagine that it's not offensive to ascribe personal motives for someone's opinions. That has nothing to do with the fact that - speaking as someone who has had personal knowledge of several giants in many fields - I regard your writing as important beyond my finite lifetime. I would be in a nice pickle if I were to limit my reading and appreciation to people whose political and religious ideas I find sound! Michel Foucault? Alan Moore? Walther Benjamin? Most pop musicians? Pablo Picasso? E.R.Eddison? H.P. Lovecraft? Luigi Pirandello? Luchino Visconti? Dear God, how the list goes on and on...

[oddnari.livejournal.com]

always up for beta. You can prod me anytime you want, for any pairing, even snarry ^_^

[kennahijja.livejournal.com]

*giggles*

Not much chance of me writing Snarry again :). Is Ron/Snape as bad in your book? *ponders potential abbreviations... Snon? Rope? Rape? *ducks*

But thanks very much - I'll poke you when it's done :).

[oddnari.livejournal.com]

Rape it is! :D

And no, Ron/Snape is not bad at all! It's a rare-pair. You can go any and every whichway with it. Unlike Snarry, which usually destroys Snape's character and makes him fluffy and loveable D:

[dbassassin.livejournal.com]

I see you have plenty of beta offers, so I'll play meme: your take on Snape, when you have a mo.

[kennahijja.livejournal.com]

Done :).

[parlophone.livejournal.com]

I'm so busy myself this month, I'd love to have a Time Turner, and that's just to catch up on sleep. Have read approx 2 fics in May :/

I saw this in Time magazine's previous issue -- and thought of your post where you linked to all those wonderful DH covers. Time only provides a pdf link, but here it is -- http://www.time.com/time/magazine/pdf/20070521_essay.pdf

Oh, and need you ask? Draco for the meme pliz :)

[kennahijja.livejournal.com]

Those are brilliant - I love the 'Dark Lord of the Dance' in particular :). Draco it is ;).

[rfachir.livejournal.com]

For the meme, Ambassador Sarek

[kennahijja.livejournal.com]

Tough one - but done :).

[fourth_rose]

For the meme: Lucius :)

[kennahijja.livejournal.com]

Aw! ;)

[mizbean.livejournal.com]

Meme! Draco

[mizbean.livejournal.com]

Oop someone picked it already. Harry, then.

[kennahijja.livejournal.com]

Someone already picked Harry too, so you get both :).

[mizbean.livejournal.com]

d'oh! Obviously I fail at reading:)

[stuckinsea.livejournal.com]

*facepalm* Damn it. Missed the opportunity to read some Ron/Snape...Snon? Rape?...lol. How about Snonald...since I'm sure he'd call Ron, Ronald...lol.

Though I do believe Snape would cringe at all name mushing...lol. Oh how about the obvious Sevron?

psst, how 'bout I play Sims2 and I have a Snape/Ron couple...I know I'm pathetic They are my second OTP.

Okay, so for the meme: Ron

*points to icon*

[kennahijja.livejournal.com]

Meme, done!

I like Sevron (even though it sounds like a car type, *g*). And heck, *I* cringe at all the name mushing ;D.

[stuckinsea.livejournal.com]

Hey what happened to this story? I've been eargerly waiting for you to put it out. Just wondering?

[kennahijja.livejournal.com]

Was lucky, got extension. Story was less lucky and grew like a mushroom. Am doing final edits right now, it's due Friday :).

[stuckinsea.livejournal.com]

Yay! I can't wait to see it.