Pimp and Correspondence with the LJ Abuse Prevention Team

First, pimp: femmequixotic from pornish_pixies has posted an Open Letter to LJ raising a lot of crucial questions to which a lot of us would like an answer right now, I think. Pimp on, if you want to - maybe it'll improve chances for a clear answer?

And... I actually got a reply to my complaint/automatic payment turnoff from a very friendly woman...
a) directing me to the recent post on lj_biz here.
b) apologising for the problematic communication with the userbase on LJ's part
c) stating that LJ's goal is only to target fictional adult/minor content (without, however, making a difference between fan fiction and fanart).

Now I have my *huge* issues with the 'clarifications' in the post above (beyond the fact that it gives me a faulty script warning that nearly unhinges the computer every time), so this was my response:

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