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kennahijjaArgle, I hate Valentines Day and yet went and signed up for the ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
hpvalensmut Challenge. But lately I seem to need a deadline to get stuff finished, so it's a good thing. But I'm ever-so-slightly shaking in my boots because I've never risked an unknown assignment before. That will be interesting ;).
The 12-Characters Meme – Adult Variant
(forgot whom I filched it from, but *hugs* said person)
The Rules:
First, write down the names of 12 characters. *Don't* look at the questions/click to see behind the cut until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use. Then read and answer the questions. (Warning: might do a bit of mental damage…)
1. Lucius Malfoy.................7. Minerva McGonagall
2. Harry Potter........... .......8. Blaise Zabini
3. Draco Malfoy........... ......9. Fenrir Greyback
4. Ron Weasley.................10. Tom Riddle
5. Severus Snape .............11. Sirius Black
6. Bellatrix Lestrange...... ...12. Remus Lupin
1. Does 10 strike you as a voyeur or an exhibitionist?
Tom? Voyeur, most definitely - he'd never give away anything about of himself, only will appear to in order to awe/inspire/intimidate his followers.
2. Who in all the multiverse would 11 most likely bottom to?
Sirius? With hardly a grumble to Remus Lupin although it may not be entirely his thing. He'll entertain secret (and vaguely horrifying) fantasies of bottoming to Lucius Malfoy, however, and blame it on the Firewhisky/unsavoury Black upbringing/Dementor trauma in the morning.
3. Would you rather do 3 or 5?
Five - Snape. I'm a tad too old (agewise and mentally) to put up with Draco :). Not to mention that Snape is hot in an evil-bastard sense of the meaning.
4. Which of 4 and 1 would you rather have do you?
Lucius or Ron? I'd *much* rather have them do each other, but well... knowing me, that isn't really a decision, right?
5. 12 + 2 are having sex in an airplane. Construct a snippet of dialogue that happens during this encounter.
Harry: I thought your mother was a... *gasp* Muggle*!
Remus: Just because I know how aeroplanes work does not mean I feel comfortable several hundred feet above ground without a broom to hold on to.
Harry (whispering): Remus... would you like *my* broom to hold on to? Just for comfort?
6. How much would you pay to see naked pictures of 11?
Naked pictures of Sirius? I'd sure look if I saw them but paying? Not much... I'm not a visual type :)
7. Where are 5 and 9 most likely to have sex? Who on your flist is most likely to write it?
Fenrir Greyback and Severus Snape? Either in one of Voldemort's or Lucius' dungeon cells, or in some dilapidated hovel in some nameless woods. Not pretty either way. And...![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
leni_jess or maeglinyedi might write it. Or lazy_neutrino, a year or so from now ;).
8. When 12 masturbates, s/he thinks about...
Remus will think about Sirius. Or Sirius and James. Or perhaps about Tonks, but he will not be comfortable with it, because he'd feel ungentlemanly about it. Fantasising about your current lover makes it, well, less fantasising...
9. What is 11's favorite sex toy?
Sirius is sure popping up a lot here ;). But somehow I'm not sure whether he'd even be into sex toys - too physical for that... He'd probably enjoy handcuffs, though.
10. Come up with a title for a 12/7/1 threeway. Would you read it? Would you write it? What would some of the warnings be?
A Remus/Lucius/McGonagall threesome??? The mind boggles. I would read it for sure, out of sheer curiosity, but no, I wouldn't write it! Then again, Remus and Minerva going on a revenge trip after the war when Lucius (again) weasled his way back into grace with the Wizengamot... There *is* something tempting about it... I might title it 'The Order Strikes Back'. Warnings: coercion, ambiguous consent.
11. Who's more likely to be tied up during (consensual) sex, 2 or 6?
Harry or Bellatrix? Despite the obvious, I'd say Bellatrix if it's supposed to be consensual. He would never ever trust her enough, but she might find the sense of danger exciting. Mmh... *tries to strangle the bunny of Bellatrix serving Darklord!Harry...*
12. If 11 and 3 are carrying on a torrid and forbidden love affair, who's most likely to spill the beans? What would the other person do to retaliate?
Draco or Sirius... Duh, Draco - he'll blab about everything :). And Sirius would first have a screaming fit, then get all quiet and dangerous, drag Draco up to their room and reduce him to a begging bundle and keep him as that for hours before letting him come... Though Sirius wouldn't give a damn in the long run. Blacks don't know the meaning of the word 'forbidden'.
13. As a birthday present, 7's longtime lover 5 offers to do whatever 7 wants in bed. What's 7's secret birthday wish?
Minerva wants to have sex in Snape's potions classroom, pretending to be a student serving detention. Those repeated 'Detention, Potter!' commands are just too sexy not to follow up on...
14. Choose a food item for 4 & 12 to use together.
Remus will practically fall over himself to get the chocolate. Ron will not complain. And heck, it's good against Dementors too!
15. 8 + 4 are in a fulltime D/s relationship. Who's the top?
Ron and Blaise? They both switch - and fight on a regular basis on who's going to bottom. And enjoy the fight a lot :).
16. Which fetish is 9 least likely to indulge?
Fenrir? Women's clothes and high heels, I'm prepared to bet!
17. What would you do if you had 8 naked, willing, and ready in your bed? What would 5 do if s/he had 8 naked, willing and able in his/her bed?
Me? Blaise? Um, quiz him about the truth behind that 'Slytherins are sluts' rumour. Snape? Lecture Blaise on how lucky he is to be offered a way to serve detention which doesn't involve disembowling horned slugs, then tease him cruelly for an hour, and finally fucking him over his desk (really, this is Snape, who's looking for beds!) while devising a ploy to give him more detention the next week... perhaps along with Draco. Or that insufferable Potter...
18. What wouldn't 10 + 4 tell their friends about their sex life, assuming they had both a mutual sex life and some friends?
Tom and Ron? They (Ron in particular) would *not* admit that they like to role-play Dark Lord and loyal (or rebellious) Death Eater during sex, and (Tom in particular) would never admit how much he gets off on having the reticient DE taking control in such an encounter...
19. 10 gets a tattoo to declare his/her eternal love for 9. Where is it? What does it say?
Tom tattooing himself over Fenrir? "Your pup lord forever?" (ouch!)
20. Imagine that 2 writes erotic 11/6 fic. What sort of summary might the fic he/she writes have?
Captured and put under Imperius by Harry Potter, Bellatrix Lestrange enters the Veil to restore her cousin Sirius to life. Sharing the blood of the Blacks, she will be able to take his place, but the switch requires a Rite of sex magic. Will Bellatrix be able to convince the cousin she murdered to touch her in order to gain his freedom? (the answer is 'hell, yes, in a heartbeat', but the author may be a bit too innocent to figure it out right away. Meaning it will be an angsty chaptered novella instead of a one-shot PWP...
21. If 2 walked into the room wearing nothing but a red thong and a feather boa, how would 8 react?
Blaise would raise all eyebrows at his disposal, snark about staying true to Gryffindor colours, grab both ends of the feather boa, rope Harry in, kiss him extremely possessively, then proceed to shag him into the mattress and finally sending Harry on his way after securing incriminating evidence to amuse the Slytherin common room and blackmail our hapless Gryffindor.
22. And the obligatory fill in the blanks erotic fairy tale:
Fenrir and Lucius are having a quickie in a broom closet when Blaise walks in on them. Naturally enough, Blaise joins in, first paging Draco, who's in the middle of fucking Snape into the mattress. Draco abandons Snape on the verge of orgasm, excited by the possibility of illicit broom closet sex, and Snape, irate, becomes a highly paid prostitute until the well-meaning and generous Ron attempts to rescue her her. But Snape will have none of it, refuses to be redeemed, and opens a high-class brothel in Los Angeles, where Tom Riddle is one of his/her regular clients.
Sorry, but my brain already imploded at the image of Fenrir/Lucius *in a bloody broom closet*. The additional shocks of Malfoycest in a closet and Snape as irate prostitute comforted by Ron hardly registered any more... That's not an erotic fairy tale - that's a character-mangling nightmare!
a) The story you've just written is closest to the canon of which 'verse? b) What would you entitle this story? c) who's most out of character? d) who on your flist would read it? e) who on your flist is probably writing this right now?
It reminds me of no 'verse' I've ever set foot into :). I'd call it 'Nightmares on Knockturn'. Snape is most out of character, closely followed by Lucius and Ron. Oh, and Tom! I guess 90% of the smut-interested part of my flist would read it, it's just too bizarre not to. Hell, I would! I could imaginemctabby writing it, or nimori, if she's in the right whacky mood, or annephoenix, if someone trapped her into writing humour with no way out :).
Science Fiction Film Meme
(filched fromminerva_fan)
This is the Science Fiction Film Canon, 50 most influential (not necessarily best or worst) films as listed by John Scalzi in his Rough Guide to Science Fiction Films. As usual, bold those you've seen; italicize those you want to see and strike those you have no desire whatsoever to put before your retinas.
The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension!
Akira
Alien
Aliens
Alphaville
Back to the Future
Blade Runner (best movie *ever*!)
Brazil
Bride of Frankenstein
Brother From Another Planet (never heard of...)
A Clockwork Orange (if I can work up the nerve!)
Close Encounters of the Third Kind
Contact
The Damned
Destination Moon
The Day The Earth Stood Still (brilliant!)
Delicatessen
Escape From New York
ET: The Extraterrestrial (I read the book a dozen times and love it, but never saw the film)
Flash Gordon: Space Soldiers (serial) (I'm assuming it's the ancient black-and-white one)
The Fly (1985 version) (is there an option for 'never again'?)
Forbidden Planet
Ghost in the Shell (never heard of it, but the title sounds intriguing)
Gojira/Godzilla
The Incredibles
Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1956 version) (both, actually)
Jurassic Park
Mad Max 2/The Road Warrior
The Matrix
Metropolis
On the Beach (what?)
Planet of the Apes (1968 version) (there's another version?)
Robocop
Sleeper
Solaris (1972 version)
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope
Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
The Stepford Wives
Superman
Terminator 2: Judgement Day
The Thing From Another World (both, but the original version *really* rocks!)
Things To Come
Tron
12 Monkeys
28 Days Later
20,000 Leagues Under the Sea
2001: A Space Odyssey
La Voyage Dans la Lune
War of the Worlds (1953 version) (wouldn't touch the other!)
hpvalensmut Challenge. But lately I seem to need a deadline to get stuff finished, so it's a good thing. But I'm ever-so-slightly shaking in my boots because I've never risked an unknown assignment before. That will be interesting ;). The 12-Characters Meme – Adult Variant
(forgot whom I filched it from, but *hugs* said person)
The Rules:
First, write down the names of 12 characters. *Don't* look at the questions/click to see behind the cut until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use. Then read and answer the questions. (Warning: might do a bit of mental damage…)
1. Lucius Malfoy.................7. Minerva McGonagall
2. Harry Potter........... .......8. Blaise Zabini
3. Draco Malfoy........... ......9. Fenrir Greyback
4. Ron Weasley.................10. Tom Riddle
5. Severus Snape .............11. Sirius Black
6. Bellatrix Lestrange...... ...12. Remus Lupin
1. Does 10 strike you as a voyeur or an exhibitionist?
Tom? Voyeur, most definitely - he'd never give away anything about of himself, only will appear to in order to awe/inspire/intimidate his followers.
2. Who in all the multiverse would 11 most likely bottom to?
Sirius? With hardly a grumble to Remus Lupin although it may not be entirely his thing. He'll entertain secret (and vaguely horrifying) fantasies of bottoming to Lucius Malfoy, however, and blame it on the Firewhisky/unsavoury Black upbringing/Dementor trauma in the morning.
3. Would you rather do 3 or 5?
Five - Snape. I'm a tad too old (agewise and mentally) to put up with Draco :). Not to mention that Snape is hot in an evil-bastard sense of the meaning.
4. Which of 4 and 1 would you rather have do you?
Lucius or Ron? I'd *much* rather have them do each other, but well... knowing me, that isn't really a decision, right?
5. 12 + 2 are having sex in an airplane. Construct a snippet of dialogue that happens during this encounter.
Harry: I thought your mother was a... *gasp* Muggle*!
Remus: Just because I know how aeroplanes work does not mean I feel comfortable several hundred feet above ground without a broom to hold on to.
Harry (whispering): Remus... would you like *my* broom to hold on to? Just for comfort?
6. How much would you pay to see naked pictures of 11?
Naked pictures of Sirius? I'd sure look if I saw them but paying? Not much... I'm not a visual type :)
7. Where are 5 and 9 most likely to have sex? Who on your flist is most likely to write it?
Fenrir Greyback and Severus Snape? Either in one of Voldemort's or Lucius' dungeon cells, or in some dilapidated hovel in some nameless woods. Not pretty either way. And...
leni_jess or maeglinyedi might write it. Or lazy_neutrino, a year or so from now ;). 8. When 12 masturbates, s/he thinks about...
Remus will think about Sirius. Or Sirius and James. Or perhaps about Tonks, but he will not be comfortable with it, because he'd feel ungentlemanly about it. Fantasising about your current lover makes it, well, less fantasising...
9. What is 11's favorite sex toy?
Sirius is sure popping up a lot here ;). But somehow I'm not sure whether he'd even be into sex toys - too physical for that... He'd probably enjoy handcuffs, though.
10. Come up with a title for a 12/7/1 threeway. Would you read it? Would you write it? What would some of the warnings be?
A Remus/Lucius/McGonagall threesome??? The mind boggles. I would read it for sure, out of sheer curiosity, but no, I wouldn't write it! Then again, Remus and Minerva going on a revenge trip after the war when Lucius (again) weasled his way back into grace with the Wizengamot... There *is* something tempting about it... I might title it 'The Order Strikes Back'. Warnings: coercion, ambiguous consent.
11. Who's more likely to be tied up during (consensual) sex, 2 or 6?
Harry or Bellatrix? Despite the obvious, I'd say Bellatrix if it's supposed to be consensual. He would never ever trust her enough, but she might find the sense of danger exciting. Mmh... *tries to strangle the bunny of Bellatrix serving Darklord!Harry...*
12. If 11 and 3 are carrying on a torrid and forbidden love affair, who's most likely to spill the beans? What would the other person do to retaliate?
Draco or Sirius... Duh, Draco - he'll blab about everything :). And Sirius would first have a screaming fit, then get all quiet and dangerous, drag Draco up to their room and reduce him to a begging bundle and keep him as that for hours before letting him come... Though Sirius wouldn't give a damn in the long run. Blacks don't know the meaning of the word 'forbidden'.
13. As a birthday present, 7's longtime lover 5 offers to do whatever 7 wants in bed. What's 7's secret birthday wish?
Minerva wants to have sex in Snape's potions classroom, pretending to be a student serving detention. Those repeated 'Detention, Potter!' commands are just too sexy not to follow up on...
14. Choose a food item for 4 & 12 to use together.
Remus will practically fall over himself to get the chocolate. Ron will not complain. And heck, it's good against Dementors too!
15. 8 + 4 are in a fulltime D/s relationship. Who's the top?
Ron and Blaise? They both switch - and fight on a regular basis on who's going to bottom. And enjoy the fight a lot :).
16. Which fetish is 9 least likely to indulge?
Fenrir? Women's clothes and high heels, I'm prepared to bet!
17. What would you do if you had 8 naked, willing, and ready in your bed? What would 5 do if s/he had 8 naked, willing and able in his/her bed?
Me? Blaise? Um, quiz him about the truth behind that 'Slytherins are sluts' rumour. Snape? Lecture Blaise on how lucky he is to be offered a way to serve detention which doesn't involve disembowling horned slugs, then tease him cruelly for an hour, and finally fucking him over his desk (really, this is Snape, who's looking for beds!) while devising a ploy to give him more detention the next week... perhaps along with Draco. Or that insufferable Potter...
18. What wouldn't 10 + 4 tell their friends about their sex life, assuming they had both a mutual sex life and some friends?
Tom and Ron? They (Ron in particular) would *not* admit that they like to role-play Dark Lord and loyal (or rebellious) Death Eater during sex, and (Tom in particular) would never admit how much he gets off on having the reticient DE taking control in such an encounter...
19. 10 gets a tattoo to declare his/her eternal love for 9. Where is it? What does it say?
Tom tattooing himself over Fenrir? "Your pup lord forever?" (ouch!)
20. Imagine that 2 writes erotic 11/6 fic. What sort of summary might the fic he/she writes have?
Captured and put under Imperius by Harry Potter, Bellatrix Lestrange enters the Veil to restore her cousin Sirius to life. Sharing the blood of the Blacks, she will be able to take his place, but the switch requires a Rite of sex magic. Will Bellatrix be able to convince the cousin she murdered to touch her in order to gain his freedom? (the answer is 'hell, yes, in a heartbeat', but the author may be a bit too innocent to figure it out right away. Meaning it will be an angsty chaptered novella instead of a one-shot PWP...
21. If 2 walked into the room wearing nothing but a red thong and a feather boa, how would 8 react?
Blaise would raise all eyebrows at his disposal, snark about staying true to Gryffindor colours, grab both ends of the feather boa, rope Harry in, kiss him extremely possessively, then proceed to shag him into the mattress and finally sending Harry on his way after securing incriminating evidence to amuse the Slytherin common room and blackmail our hapless Gryffindor.
22. And the obligatory fill in the blanks erotic fairy tale:
Fenrir and Lucius are having a quickie in a broom closet when Blaise walks in on them. Naturally enough, Blaise joins in, first paging Draco, who's in the middle of fucking Snape into the mattress. Draco abandons Snape on the verge of orgasm, excited by the possibility of illicit broom closet sex, and Snape, irate, becomes a highly paid prostitute until the well-meaning and generous Ron attempts to rescue her her. But Snape will have none of it, refuses to be redeemed, and opens a high-class brothel in Los Angeles, where Tom Riddle is one of his/her regular clients.
Sorry, but my brain already imploded at the image of Fenrir/Lucius *in a bloody broom closet*. The additional shocks of Malfoycest in a closet and Snape as irate prostitute comforted by Ron hardly registered any more... That's not an erotic fairy tale - that's a character-mangling nightmare!
a) The story you've just written is closest to the canon of which 'verse? b) What would you entitle this story? c) who's most out of character? d) who on your flist would read it? e) who on your flist is probably writing this right now?
It reminds me of no 'verse' I've ever set foot into :). I'd call it 'Nightmares on Knockturn'. Snape is most out of character, closely followed by Lucius and Ron. Oh, and Tom! I guess 90% of the smut-interested part of my flist would read it, it's just too bizarre not to. Hell, I would! I could imagine
mctabby writing it, or nimori, if she's in the right whacky mood, or annephoenix, if someone trapped her into writing humour with no way out :).Science Fiction Film Meme
(filched from
minerva_fan)This is the Science Fiction Film Canon, 50 most influential (not necessarily best or worst) films as listed by John Scalzi in his Rough Guide to Science Fiction Films. As usual, bold those you've seen; italicize those you want to see and strike those you have no desire whatsoever to put before your retinas.
The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension!
Akira
Alien
Aliens
Alphaville
Back to the Future
Blade Runner (best movie *ever*!)
Brazil
Bride of Frankenstein
Brother From Another Planet (never heard of...)
A Clockwork Orange (if I can work up the nerve!)
Close Encounters of the Third Kind
Contact
The Damned
Destination Moon
The Day The Earth Stood Still (brilliant!)
Delicatessen
Escape From New York
ET: The Extraterrestrial (I read the book a dozen times and love it, but never saw the film)
Flash Gordon: Space Soldiers (serial) (I'm assuming it's the ancient black-and-white one)
The Fly (1985 version) (is there an option for 'never again'?)
Forbidden Planet
Ghost in the Shell (never heard of it, but the title sounds intriguing)
The Incredibles
Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1956 version) (both, actually)
Jurassic Park
Mad Max 2/The Road Warrior
The Matrix
Metropolis
On the Beach (what?)
Planet of the Apes (1968 version) (there's another version?)
Robocop
Sleeper
Solaris (1972 version)
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope
Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
The Stepford Wives
Terminator 2: Judgement Day
The Thing From Another World (both, but the original version *really* rocks!)
Things To Come
Tron
12 Monkeys
28 Days Later
20,000 Leagues Under the Sea
2001: A Space Odyssey
La Voyage Dans la Lune
War of the Worlds (1953 version) (wouldn't touch the other!)
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Date: 2005-10-21 05:42 pm (UTC)*wipes computer screen*
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Date: 2005-10-21 07:22 pm (UTC)It's a pretty hysterical thing to play with ;).
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Date: 2005-10-21 07:18 pm (UTC)Tim Burton directed a rather confusing version a few years ago. Don't worry about not having seen it.
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Date: 2005-10-22 01:13 pm (UTC)Thank you for mentioning hpvalensmut, I'll sign up!
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Date: 2005-10-22 06:52 pm (UTC)Thank you for mentioning hpvalensmut, I'll sign up!
Yay! Though I'm scared out of my little socks of the assignment ;).
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Date: 2005-10-22 09:57 pm (UTC)I participated in only one other exchange on LJ and was greatly disappointed because the person that was supposed to draw for me never did.
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Date: 2005-10-23 02:24 am (UTC)This is a fun and horrifying meme, isn't it. I was appalled at what my subsconscious came up with when stressed.
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Date: 2005-10-23 08:00 pm (UTC)I hope you're not in a hurry for me to write Fenrir Greyback and Severus Snape, because Fenrir squicks me to the nth power.
Nope :). He squicks me quite as much myself. I just thought of you because you're one of the few people who have convincingly sold me werewolf sex (which squicks me pretty seriously too...). Although I find your Bill Weasley nightmare scenario seriously hot!