Notes and Beta?

Note to Self: Next time you wake up after a night of horror-film type dreams, do expect your period to show. No, really!

Note to Stomach: You bloody well better behave yourself. I badly want to go to that lecture tonight. No, really!

Work TMI: I seem to have conquered Dreamweaver! Updated subdepartment page without handholding. *preens*

And ugh, V-Day is looming... (I'd rather take Halloween, and those who know me well will know that's *not* kindly meant).

Silly wafflings aside, would perhaps someone be merciful enough to beta my triatha_ron piece in a week (hyper-optimistic) or two (more likely)? About 6000 words, Ron-ish, gen? *inserts most pathetic icon*
ETA: Thank you! You're lovely, and now all I need to do is to kick myself into systematically tackling the damn thing!